How I got a free coffee!

I can’t prove it but I think Dale Carnegie got me a free coffee!

I was in an unusual amicable mood this morning as I sauntered into Panera for my daily coffee. I had a slightly-better-than-Mona-Lisa smile on my face because perhaps I had osmotically soaked up the Dale Carnegie stuff we’ve been learning through “How to Win Friends and Influence People.” Before I could gleefully pay my overpriced $2.90 for a cylindrical piece of flimsy paper full of poisonous bean juice, the cashier said “coffee’s on us today!”

You too can get a free coffee… or at least a few less enemies which you are painstakingly aware of if you’ve been listening to strategies of war!  Just take a magic happy pill and listen to Dale Carnegie’s book!

Technically challenged!

We got a notice from our phone company to replace our go-phones with much more sophisticated ones that come with two million bloatware apps and a data plan that thins your wallet. Although the offer is enticing, we're holding out... because these phones are awesome!





I’m crippled!

I’m crippled and suffering terribly! Can someone please pass the latte!


I’m crippled & fashionable!

I discovered that I can be fashionable in just about any setting, to include a coke and a fast-paced scooter that helps me zoom through the hospital to the envy of all the other patients!

I found that my fashionable scarves go with my new-found boot, and crippled parking spots!