AirBnB

We're so minimalistic that when we stay in an AirBnB and there is only one hanger, we make due!

All I wanted was to boil some eggs!

Perhaps it's the numerous steps involved, or the inability to focus on something for more than 1.3 seconds, but me and eggs just don't get along!

I woke up in the morning and felt overly ambitious, so thought I'd boil some eggs. Half a carton in the pan and 25 minutes later, I smelled some weird sulfur smell that was strange to me because I don't have a barbecue pit nor do I live in a sewer. As I approached the kitchen, which I try to avoid at all costs, I found a surprisingly elegant display of ziggedly lines and swirls that were perhaps caused by water being boiled into oblivion! (This is what it is like to have ADD!)

I went to the store and bought a giant shiny pan, in hopes of concocting large quantities of food to escape the daily torture of cooking. I threw in a dozen eggs and stirred like a seasoned Suzy Homemaker. Five minutes later after transport from the pan, I looked inside and found colorful forever-embedded residue... caused by frying food in a contraption meant only for steaming. This is what it is like to have ADD!

Something always seems to happen between the grocery store and the kitchen!

I’ve been poisoned!

Today I went to Panera & realized that there was something very strange about this poison-free coffee shop.